My mother is currently suffering from this disease she calls writers block. I looked it up in WedMD and nothing showed up. Some “disease” right? At the moment I am in a foul disposition as I have just learned that my parents are purchasing a new fish. If you did not read my mother’s awful tribute blog to the fish that died last week, you can read it here. Luckily for me I have a plan to ‘rid’ our home of this abomination of a pet. As you all know there is only one kind of true pet in the world; dogs. All others are impostors. If you would like to see my evil plan to rid my home of fish and other mere creatures, follow me on Twitter at; Rio the Dachshund. I will not stop here, I will not yield, there will come a day when my parents manage to sneak a fish into this house…but today is not this day.
I am thinking that if all goes well and my mother gets angry with me at sneaking in posts, I might just start my own blog, become the face of a budding dog treat line, take over the world, all other worlds, and have a statue erected in my honor. If not, I will continue on enjoying my relaxing life of guest blogging, eating bones, sleeping, and snoring.
I would like to take this time to introduce you to a few of my friends: