I fear I shall have to spend another New Years without a New Years kiss. Why you ask? Oh because my main squeeze is far far away and neither of our lips have enough plasticity to reach such a distance. My second option, which would have been a sloppy dachshund smooch, is also unattainable for reasons you are all aware of. I promise this blog will be more exciting once Rio gets back and can do a little guest blogging, or snoozing so I can take photos of her in her sleep…creepy right?
I received a new phone for Christmas, aforementioned in this post, as well as a new camera. A camera with which to engage in more invasive and creepy pastimes, such as but not limited to taking photos of; sleeping, butt licking,bone stealing, bone hiding, beer can sniffing, and whatever else Zach and Rio do in the privacy of their own homes. No home is safe so long a blogger resides.