“The dachshund is a perfectly engineered dog. It is precisely long enough for a single standard stroke of the back, but you aren’t paying for any superfluous leg.”
― Mary Doria Russell, Dreamers of the Day
“The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.”
― Christopher Wren
“Nothing will turn a man’s home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a dachshund.”
― Queen Victoria
“Man, I have been taught, was made in God’s image but the dachshund, I have come to believe, was made in God’s spirit.” -Solomon
“Qui me amat, amet et canem meum.” (“Love me, love my dog.”) – St. Bernard, A.D. 1150
I think I should get a tattoo of the last quote…but where to put it?
Maybe a shirt is a better option:)
Happy Thursday, one day till Friday!