Yesterday was my mothers birthday. She celebrated the custom as many other humans do with copious amounts of food and presents, presents which I fail to understand the importance of. A Swarovski ring? What is the purpose? I did however see the redeeming value of the fluffy robe she received. It will make for a nice bed when … Continue reading
Hello Readers, As exciting as it is to read about my mothers life, I know you all are far more interested in me. Not only because I am cuter, but I am older and therefore wiser and better at everything else. Stats: Weight: 14 pounds. Height: Do not know. Age: 7 Hobbies: Eating, sleeping, sun … Continue reading
Hi Folks, This is Rio. Liz (Mom) is sick. She blows her nose every minute or so and is currently sitting in a pile of her own filth and tissue. She drinks orange juice and this weird powder which I can only assume are well cut drugs. I have hinted to her, by refusing to … Continue reading
Liz&Rio 